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spicy-vagina-tacos:

i am squidward
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kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

thesejulez:

My girl not allowed to eat honey nut cheerios. What the fuck she tryna do? Lower her cholesterol, live longer than me and find another nigga? Shiiiitt.

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whoredinarygirl:

when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb

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kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡
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huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

jonsn:

Happy easter.

Blaze it while they praise it.

He has resin.

He has resin indeed.

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empyrean-princess:

This is literally so fucking important
"Date someone who would rather watch your favorite movie with you then go to a party on Friday night. Date someone who will share their food with you even though you said you didn’t want any. Date someone who will warm your hands in the winter and kiss your pink nose. Date someone who will text you they love you at 2am and at 9pm. Date someone who will let you change the station in the car when they’re driving. Date someone who can make you smile when you would rather die. Date someone who makes your insides feel like you’ve just downed a bottle of vodka. Date someone who makes you better." - (via jessielou24)

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alliebathory:

bullshit—lovers:

The hardest thing in the world

Called my mother and that’s all she could say to me. Sorry that I’m fucking depressed and I hate my life! Way to call me back, I could be dead and you wouldn’t even know, at least I wouldn’t be crying.