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gosh diddly darn
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This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time


those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next


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Reject the notion that you are supposed to be at a certain place by now.

Don’t measure yourself to some colloquial set of social constructions. 

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if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

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Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras

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February 15th is Annoy Squidward Day



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shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

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"There’s something about you, something so wonderfully wicked and terribly sexy. The very mention of your name arouses me." - Michael Faudet  (via lovequotesrus)

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Everything you love is here
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